In the paparazzi photos at the bottom of this post Kylie Jenner, Tyga and Kendall Jenner are outside Kylie’s best friend Jordyn Woods’s birthday party in West Hollywood Saturday night. Kylie still has platinum hair after two and a half weeks, which has to be some kind of record for her. She was in a tight pleather brown mini dress with netting which I actually like. She looks kind of glam here. From what I can see of Kendall’s outfit she’s a hot 90s mess but that’s nothing new from her.
We’re here to talk about Kylie Jenner’s Halloween decorations, which are somewhat epic judging by her Snapchats. She has a giant spider on her roof, huge spiderwebs all over and a bunch of skeletons hanging around. There’s also a zombie statue right by the door. Kylie posted a quick video where she walks around and shows the front entrance of her mansion. A couple of staff members are visible working on the decorations. She says “I decorated my house for Halloween. So cute!” It’s like she’s seeing it for the first time and yet she’s still taking credit for it.
I have to admit that when I first saw this story I googled giant spider decorations and found some on Amazon which were tempting. (Warning: Do not google “Giant Spiders Amazon” because you will get actual giant spiders from the rainforest. You cannot unsee that.) I really like that giant spider on the roof and I would do that. It would require way too much work for me to put it on the roof and pose it right so it doesn’t fall off, and so would putting all those spiderwebs around, not to mention the cleanup. Kylie is getting other people to do it so it’s not a big deal to her. That said, I do put out like a graveyard full of styrofoam fake headstones along with plastic rats, fake little gates, and some skeleton stuff. It’s fun to go all out for Halloween but the rule is that you can’t decorate until October 1 right? Kylie is clueless about a lot of things but I assume she would know this. She also knows that going all out for Halloween earlier will get her more attention for her social media posts.
Photos credit: FameFlynet, Kylie Jenner/Snapchat via People