You know I’m not Zoe Saldana’s biggest fan, but I really do try to give her a break sometimes. But I will never understand how Zoe became some kind of “Fashion Girl”. Yes, she’s made a few good choices over the years, and I applaud her for consistently trying new looks, even if they rarely work out. But for the most part, Zoe is on my permanent “Worst Dressed” List. And this dress is a perfect example of that. These are photos from last night’s Star Trek Into Darkness premiere in LA. This post is just for the ladies of the premiere, I’ll do a separate post for the dudes.

Zoe’s dress is Rodarte, and believe it or not, it was totally worse on the runway. This red carpet version is actually an improvement!! And that’s sad, because this dress is completely terrible. The ruffles, the netting, the complete design failure. It’s the wrong color for Zoe too – who puts a dark-skinned woman in this fleshy-nude color?! But really, the whole thing just looks impossibly cheap, like someone repurposed some old stockings and some glitter. And OMG that white cardigan?! Jesus take the wheel.

Here’s something shocking – I love this Zuhair Murad on Alice Eve. The design seems futuristic, which is perfect for this particular premiere, it’s a nice, clean, modern look, and it’s tailored beautifully. Well done, Alice. My one complaint: her makeup seems “off”.

Here’s Kate Beckinsale in Alberta Ferretti. She’s not in the movie, it’s not her premiere or anything, so she doesn’t need to steal focus. So she just chose a flattering and cute little black dress. She looks nice. I like the jazzy Jimmy Choos too – the yellow detailing is nice pop of color.

Jennifer Morrison in an Editions by Georges Chakra Spring 2013 jumpsuit. She’s not in the movie either, but she’s been doing a lot of red carpets lately. Anyway, I’m not crazy about this look but I don’t flat-out hate it either.

Photos courtesy of WENN.