These are new photos of Marion Cotillard at the Paris premiere of her new film, Les Petits Mouchoirs. I don’t really care about the film. I care about the fashion. I care about the boobs. And I care about the bangs trauma. First, lets’ go with the dress: I really don’t like it. It’s very “inspired by a trash bag.” These beautiful women… they’re told they can pull off anything, that they could wear a trash bag or a potato sack and still pull it off. Stop telling beautiful women sh-t like that. They get ideas. While Marion is a beautiful women, for sure, she looks so much better when she’s wearing a lovely dress that is fitted appropriately and doesn’t jack everything up and over (remember her upper arm disaster last month? Yeah). Speaking of: her boobs. They look… HUGE. Big enough that I’m considering whether or not those are pregnancy boobs. But Marion is normally well-endowed, isn’t she? She has nice-sized boobs normally, and this dress might just make them look huge because it’s so tight, everything is spilling out.
Lastly: The Bangs Trauma. Now, I know some of you have bangs and like bangs, and that’s great and good for you. BUT. I have bangs trauma, and that’s my thing, and it’s a syndrome I deal with daily, especially when I see a hot mess like this. What bugs me most of all is that Marion is STUNNING without the bangs. Like, her face is a work of art. Add to that her already comically oversized ears, and you have a traditional beauty with just a hint of humor. When you add bangs trauma to that… it’s just a mess. She looks like a frog. I’m not making a French joke. I hate the bangs so much.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
