Do you really think Waity Katie is going to get knocked up before the wedding? FOR REAL? I mean, I get it. We all want to cover royal wedding stuff, but Star Magazine should have just played it safe and ran with my story about how Kate Middleton might be wearing her hair for the wedding. This is actually the second time Star Magazine has run a big “WAITY IS PREGGO!” cover story – the first time was last June, when Waity was truly Waity, and when it looked like she might have to pull ye olde “I’m pregnant, now you have to marry me” strategy. But given that she’s got the ring, and her face is on all of the commemorative junk, I think Kate knows she’s got this one in the bag, and she can get pregnant at her leisure once everything is official. Still, it makes for a decent story (via Jezebel), especially considering that everybody is talking about how she‘s not a virgin (pregnant hussy!!!):
Star – Kate Middleton is “bursting with the secret knowledge that she could soon be a mom.” See, she might already be pregnant! Maybe! Perhaps!
Royal insider Christopher Wilson reveals: “She and Prince William aren’t waiting until after the wedding. There’s huge pressure on them to produce an heir to the throne. And they’ve taken so long to get started. Around the palace, people are saying she could already be pregnant.”
Adds another source: “Finally, it’s baby time!”
Yet another source claims: “They don’t want to be old parents.”
Plus: “Kate had originally been nervous about having morning sickness on the wedding day, but in the end, she decided not to put it off, to just leave it up to fate.” In other words: THEY ARE HAVING UNPROTECTED SEX. Wills and Kate would love to have a girl and are even talking about naming her after Diana. And!
The mag also printed this sentence: “The queen is willing to turn a blind eye to a wedding-day baby bump, since she can’t wait to be a great grandmother.”
The “royal wedding scandal” page has details about Prince William’s bachelor party, aka “stag do” — the setting was a former monastery by the sea, there was surfing, “several bottles of expensive port” and drinking games. The boys forced William to wear a toupee and chest wig, and then brought out a bunch of blow-up dolls. Port? Wigs? Scandalous indeed!
As for Kate’s “hen party,” there was champagne and “a lot of girl gossiping,” as well as charades. “Kate loves just talking with her friends about her daily lives,” says a source. Kate’s sister Pippa was seen having a fitting at Alice Temperley, so some speculate that Kate’s dress might be Temperley.
Also, There’s a $40 million prenup that Kate has signed, and Harry and Chelsy have made a “secret pact” that they will get married in two years.
[From Star Magazine via Jezebel]
In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) also has a Middleton-womb story, only theirs is just about how Kate wants to get pregnant right after the wedding because Kate has her head in the game and she knows that “At the end of the day, the most important thing for the future queen of England to do, is to produce a royal heir to the throne.” They also claim to have the inside track on baby names: for a boy, Edward, Andrew or Phillip, and if it’s a girl, Alice or Rose.
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