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Hugh Hefner’s skaniest girlfriends – the 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon – are actually much kinder souls than I’d realized. Why? Well, for one thing, they run errands for Hef, which is really sweet. And they’re worried about his medical care. And to top it all off, they want to make sure he’s not in any pain – a problem that can plague the elderly. Who knew the Shannon girls were so sweet?

They were just photographed outside a medical marijuana store in Los Angeles yesterday. As everyone knows, you can only get pot from those places when you have a valid prescription from your doctor. It’s normally used for glaucoma and chronic pain treatment, though there’s a wide variety of other conditions that can supposedly be helped by smoking pot – everything ranging from asthma (it’s a bronchodilator) to mood disorders and mental illnesses.

Yet something tells me neither of the Shannon twins legitimately suffer from any of those conditions. It’s possible, yes, but unlikely. I’m sure they’re just picking something up for Hef. Such thoughtful girls.

Images thanks to Bauer-Griffin.