I know barely anyone cares about him, but much like my Michael Fassbender obsession, you bitches will come around to Andrew Garfield. He’s tall, he’s lanky, he’s kind of awkward, and he’s got some kind of geeky sex appeal that is like catnip to me. Plus, I had that dream about him. I’ve referenced my sex dream about Andrew Garfield before, and I don’t want to get into all of the gory, magnificent details, suffice to say that as my dream lover, Andrew Garfield is crazy erotic. Isn’t it amazing what a really powerful, lucid, erotic fever-dream can do? It can make you see people in completely different ways.
So this news is kind of good for me, I guess. According to Us Weekly, Andrew and his girlfriend of three years have split up. The girl is Shannon Woodward, and I only really know her from her supporting part on Raising Hope (she plays the cashier girl).
Andrew Garfield has changed his relationship status to single.
The 27-year-old Social Network star has broken up with Raising Hope actress Shannon Woodward, his girlfriend since 2008, Us Weekly can exclusively confirm. What went wrong?
One insider explains that the British actor and Woodward, 26, became estranged as he “got deeper into filming The Amazing Spider-Man; he literally never saw her.”
The insider adds that Woodward is “telling people they’re on a break… [but] they haven’t spoken to each other in weeks.”
[From Us Weekly]
Sidenote: My mother recently rented The Social Network, and I was all hyped up for her to see Andrew Garfield, so I was really giving her the hard sell on him. After she watched it, she was all “That Armie Hammer is really handsome, isn’t he?” I was all “Mah-OM! You were supposed to pay attention to Andrew Garfield!” Mom: “Who?”
Back to the topic: Lainey thinks that now that Andrew is single, the studio will probably try to set him with some eligible young thing, preferably American (the American part is my theory). Lainey suggests Dianna Agron, but meh on that. She’s like a wet paper towel. I wouldn’t mind him with his Spiderman costar Emma Stone. I could also see him with Evan Rachel Wood, but only if it was a brief fling (she’s too strange for a long-term relationship). Ooooooh, how about Mila Kunis?!?! Wouldn’t that piss off Justin Timberlake?!?
Here’s my one-liner joke/caption: “Andrew Garfield is single and ready to mingle.”
More photos from the New York set of The Amazing Spiderman. Did you know Rhys Ifans is in it? AND Martin Sheen? It’s going to be better than people expect.
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
