While it’s sort of cruelly fun to see celebrities dressing horribly, mean commentaries on stars’ hideous outfits don’t usually offer much in the way of constructive criticism. So I thought I’d actually give these three ladies a spot of advice that they can use in future stylist hiring sessions/shopping trips, while also highlighting some great pieces of clothing that might have been, uh, superior choices.

Amy Smart at the New York Premiere of Notes on a Scandal

Oh, Ms. Smart. Hard to say where to begin here, although I think I understand the look you were going for. Unfortunately, your shiny, cowboy-esque shirt doesn’t really do much for your cute little figure, nor do the too-long pants and non-coordinating clutch act as any sort of saving grace.

Better picks:

Garcelle Beauvais at the In Style 6th Annual Awards Season Diamond Fashion Show Preview lunch
One thing I will never comprehend is why a woman with a stunning physique like Garcelle’s would want to cover it up with a shapeless sack. Nothing against the pretty coral pink hue of this dress, but not even a sunny color can save a garment this bad, and the strange little also-pink shoes weren’t a wise decision either.

Better picks: